Archive for the ‘Animals’ Category

Knock Knock, Who’s There? Howl!

Saturday, March 26th, 2011
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door!
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Gorilla

Monday, May 17th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I’ll be right over.
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Zookeeper

Saturday, March 6th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Zookeeper.
Zookeeper who?
Zookeeper away from him!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (31 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
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Rhino

Saturday, February 20th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rhino!
Rhino Who?
Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (37 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)
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Cuckoo Catch

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cuckoo Catch!
Cuckoo Catch Who?
…Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know…wo wo wo. (sing it)
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (58 votes, average: 3.31 out of 5)
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Honey bee

Monday, February 1st, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (31 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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Candy

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (22 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
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Rabbit

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (35 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
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Urchin

Sunday, November 29th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin is pointy.
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Ally

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

A true story!
(well, except for the talking alligator. lol)

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ally!
Ally Who?
Ally gator!

knockknockali

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