| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Ali | |
| Ali, who? | |
| Alittle old man who can’t reach the doorbell! |
Archive for the ‘Clean knock knock jokes’ Category
Ali
Saturday, October 24th, 2009
(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)
Loading ...Spider
Saturday, October 24th, 2009| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Spider. | |
| Spider who? | |
| You tried to hide her but I spied her. Knock, knoc |
(8 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5) Loading ...One shoe
Saturday, October 24th, 2009| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| One shoe | |
| One shoe who? | |
| One shoe come home, Bill Bailey? |
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5) Loading ...Momma
Saturday, October 24th, 2009| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Momma. | |
| Momma who? | |
| Momma, please open the door! |
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Repeat
Saturday, October 24th, 2009| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Repeat. | |
| Repeat who? | |
| Who Who Who! |
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...Andy Green
Saturday, October 24th, 2009| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Andy Green. | |
| Andy Green, who? | |
| Andy Green grass grows all around, all around. Andy Green grass grows all around. |
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...Andrew
Saturday, October 24th, 2009| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Andrew. | |
| Andrew who? | |
| Andrew all over the wall! |
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Police
Saturday, October 24th, 2009| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Police. | |
| Police who? | |
| Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! |
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Luck
Saturday, October 24th, 2009| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Luck. | |
| Luck who? | |
| Luck through the key hole and you’ll find out. |
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5) Loading ...Woo
Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock! |
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| Who’s there? | |
| Woo. | |
| Woo, who? | |
| Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke. |
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...
