Archive for the ‘Valentines’ Category

Knock Knock? Who’s there? Disguise.

Thursday, March 10th, 2011
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
This guy is your boy friend!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (66 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)
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Halibut

Sunday, February 14th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetie?
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (23 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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Ida

Friday, February 12th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know why I love you like I do?
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (23 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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Keith

Friday, February 12th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith your hands off of me!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (24 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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Disguise

Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Submitted by Srivatsa!
(This joke works for Halloween or Valentines!)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise Who?
Disguise is your boy friend!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (24 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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Eyesore

Friday, October 30th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (17 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Iguana

Sunday, October 25th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (24 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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Value

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine?
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (15 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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Ben

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!!!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (14 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
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Olive

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who ?
Olive you!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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