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knock knock.
who’s there ?
bear.
bear who ?
bear bum !
knock knock.
who’s there ?
lettice.
lettice who ?
lettice in it’s freezing out here.
knock knock
who’s there
boo
boo who?
oh it’s ok don’t cry.
knock knock
who’s there
marry
marry who
marry you
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
knock,knock who’s there apple apple who it will punch you
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Rac. Rac who? Why are you find racoon here?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Just the Doctor !
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma
Yo momma who?
Like I said its yo momma!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
dwayne
dwayne who?
dwayne the bathtub im dwoning
knock knock who’s there beares bears who i wasn’t talking about bears i was talking about “beares”
Why was the the tomatoe blushing…………. The salad dressing
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Eye One Tap!
Eye One Tap Who?
Why You Telling Me? Let Me In Then Go To The Toilet!!!
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Losmish
Losmish Who?
Oh, Don’t Worry We’ll Buy You A New Pair.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
Cow dosent says who cow says moo
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Your friend
but I don’t have any freinds
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Brain fart.
Brain fart who?
I forgot.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Laxative.
Laxative who?
No, I said relaxation!
Relaxation who?
Relaxing isn’t it?
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Knock Knock Who
Knock Knock Who Who?
I diddent Know You Are A Talking Owl
knock knock
whos there
game
game who
you game some wait
knock knock
whos there
who
who who
who are you talking to
Knock Knock !
Whos Ther
Game
Game Whos
Gamer
knock knock!
who’s there?
Anita Gope!
Anita Gope who?
Too much information!
knock knock
whos there?
lemonade
lemonade who?
lemonade mouth
knock knock whose there knock knock whose there knock knock whose there orange orange who orange you glad i didnt say knock knock again
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bull.
Bull who?
Is that your favorite color?
knock knock
whos there ?
who
who who ?
you sound like a retarded owl
knock knock!
who’s there?
i yerd!
i yerd who?
i yerd about you! you’re the knock-knock joke person!
q:what did the olive say to his wife?
a: i olive you!
q:what did the lime say to the lemon?
a:you have a sour attitude!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep
Knock, Knock!
Who is there?
Who.
Who who?
Honey! We have an owl in here!
knock,knock!
who’s there?
yodalay!
Yodalay who?
stop singing!
knock, knock!
who’s there?
I’m there!
now open the door!!!
knock, knock!
who’s there?
trash
trash who?
Bob is in the trash can!!!
knock, knock!
who’s there?
pizza
sorry,I’m not giong to answer your stupid knock knock jock!